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With apologies to the Bard

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

- Spike Milligan





It's better than continued lament of my self-consciously perceived continuing tortured existence

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At cold storage, at the delicatessen section

Lady: (points at chicken) what flavour is this?
Staff: Chicken.

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